all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Who died my cat blue again?
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