its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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