my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I can't put those talents on a resume
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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