How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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