we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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