i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
