so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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