summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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