Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
