How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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