sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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