wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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