Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
