I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Verdict: uncircumcised.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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