Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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