Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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