Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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