Where is the hickey?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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