i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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