I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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