Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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