Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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