I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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