awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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