when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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