On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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