I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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