Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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