why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Randomize
