it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
two words...techno handjob
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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