Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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