Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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