addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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