Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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