I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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