id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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