It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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