Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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