I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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