i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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