the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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