I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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