I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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