My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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