if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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