she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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