I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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