Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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