Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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