Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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